Grr...

just to let you know!... I did write a blog today, but it disappeared when I tried to publish it, and now I cba to write it out again... it was something about me gettin lots of free stuff today including pens, and mouse mats, and baked beans, hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

O... M... M!?

ok, so I had such a weird dream last night!... well, I was living in my old house for some reason, and in the alley way thing which had appeared behind my house, there was this floating electric ball thing... which was said to be, the doorway to God?... anyways... loads of people tried to get into it, even me for some reason, and one day, I managed to get in!... so... I got took all the way to see God!...

now, what are we all expecting to see?...

a really tall guy, with a long grey beard?...

a big floaty spirit thing?...

Mariah Carey!?...

hehe... yes... in my dream, God was, in fact, Mariah... what's the deal with that!?... I would tell you the rest of my dream, but all I can remember is it being weird... stuff happened before and after I got to see God, I just don't know what, hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

Uni!

omg, I started Uni today!... well... I started my Induction thingy... which, if I may say so myself, is seriously boring... but anyways!... a few highlights of the day!...

first thing was first... a "Welcome To The University" talk thingy... booooring... although, the person doing the talk thing was like, a full on Indian, I was thinking, omg, I ain't gonna be able to understand this... but then he started talking... I thought he had stolen Scrooge McDuck's voice box!... he was proper Scottish, it was very cool... erm... then break thing... then another shitty talk about something or another... then a crap tour of the campus, which was of no use... then a crap buffet, which had hardly any food... then I met Claire, Rachael n Sarah, spoke to them for a bit... then got my cards, queues were very boring... then I had to meet my Personal Tutor!

my Personal Tutor is actually quite cool... he's rather funny... and generally... cool... the people in my group however, I'm not feelin it... gettin no vibes... there was only 6 other people doin my course... all male... aaand... yeh... I dunno... they may be cool!... maybe!...

oo oo oo!... I got my timetable!... I am in for a whole, 2 days of the week!... that's only 12 hours of lectures... but!... I'm meant to do like, 30 hours or something working on stuff... I can do that at Uni or at home though... I'll prolly do lossa stuff at Uni, cos I'll need the software n stuff...

erm... yeh!... I'll quit boring you with my boring life now, hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

Random Sheffield Pics!

here's some random pics of me n Jon round Sheffield...

the hotel!

Jon putting some kind of cream on...

me with my earphones in my mouth?... Jon actually took this with his phone, but still...

the Sheffield Ghetto!... it looked worse than this though...

the "Supertram" - which has stupid timetables...

Jon at the train station... he looks so happy...

me and Jon... I think we were quite bored...

me! - you can see the red here, hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

McFly Concert!

here is a summary of the amazing McFly concert!... basically the tracklist, and a couple of pics... hehe...

TRACKLIST

1. I’ve Got You
2. Nothing
3. Obviously
4. Ultraviolet
5. Too Close For Comfort
6. Diahorea Song
7. Silence Is A Scary Sound
8. She Falls Asleep – Parts 1&2
9. Unsaid Things
10. The Ballad Of Paul K
11. Don’t Know Why
12. 5 Colours In Her Hair / American Idiot
13. Pinball Wizard
14. Room On The 3^rd Floor
15. Memory Lane
16. All About You
17. I’ll Be OK
18. I Wanna Hold You

and every song amazing!... my faves were Too Close For Comfort, She Falls Asleep and I Wanna Hold You!...

PICTURES - SHEFFIELD

big legs! - That Girl

Tom with pants on his head!?

a cool pic of Harry!

Dougie poking Harry's foot?

yay!... Danny!

PICTURES - NEC

Fire!

that is all!

bYe!

McFly, Sheffield and Smelly Smells!

I don't know why I should be the one who blogs about this, but I will anyways!...

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if you would rather just look at pictures, cos I do tend to go on a bit, then McFly pics of here, and random Sheffield pics are here... hehe...

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On Wednesday, I ventured ALL the way from Wolverhampton to... Sheffield!... that's like, over 100 miles, and for the simpler people, that is a whole bus ride, and 2 train rides... and who would have thought I would have done SO much stuff whilst there!... not me!... I also met a person who many of you know as Whateva Sista... and I can confirm that he is as equally amazing in person as he is on MSN!... because we did SO much, I'm just going to sumarise everything we did in some bullet points...

WEDNESDAY

• we met at the train station, attempted to catch the tram, couldn't understand the timetable, so gave up and catched the bus!... which happened to go to Doncaster, but I couldn't go there... pfft...
• got to Meadowhall... couldn't find the hotel, so I had to practically force Jon to ask where it was, he doesn't like to ask for things you know!... oh, we did realise that we were actually standing at the Information desk for those old people scooter things, so had to find the proper one, hehe... and there was lots of big shoes for some reason...
  
• we found the hotel, checked in... and sat... watched "Sky" (I don't know how they can call it Sky, it's like 10 channels!)... erm... sat... all the way untill 5:00, when we was hungry...
• so we went to the weird Oasis thing... where Jon had to make yet another decision that took him forever to make, what he wanted to eat... I made up my mind on KFC straight away pretty much, he eventually decided on McDonalds...
• then, because of all the time wasted decision making, it was already time to see McFly!... so we made our way to the Arena thingy!... it was such a long walk!... I nearly died!...
• at about 6:22, we was spotted by some person I don't know apparently, so we must have got to the Arena about then!... so we went to the entrance, which was the wrong one, it's a good job I asked!... cos Jon wouldn't have!... so we went to the right one... eventually got in the place... looked at merchandise, and sat in our seats!
• hmm... these ain't very good bullet points!... I always go into too much detail... I apologise... hehe...
• 7:40 - The Famous Last Words came on... they were ok I spose...
• 7:50 - Tyler James came on... he was a bit out of tune, but good...
• 8:45 - McFly came on!... they were amazing!...
• 10:15 - McFly went off... :-(
• then we headed out... went to McDonalds... I had a coke and an apple pie, but I drunk my coke, and felt sick, so left my apple pie... I can't remember what Jon had... Big Mac or something...
• we went back to the hotel!... watched TV... very weird TV... including naked women, Dannii Minogue, old people ass, ugly lesbians, naked women, erm, etc... there ain't arf some crap on I swear!...
• then we went to sleep at about 1:00!... well, I did, Jon couldn't sleep till like, 3:00 or something crazy cos the room was too hot...

THURSDAY

• we woke up at about 9:00!... so we could have a fun and exciting day in Sheffield, with fun things, that are fun... so... we watched TV in the hotel till about 10:00... I had a shower, Jon listened to his iPod, then he had a shower, I skipped a lot of the songs he was playing, cos they were generally crap, but still... then we left the hotel at about 11:00!...
• we went to the Oasis place again, cos we was hungry, but it was only 11:30, and you can't have dinner till 12:00!... so we sat... did a crossword in Heat... erm... sat... then it was about 12:00!... so it was time to decide where we wanted to eat!...
• yet another hard decision for Jon to make... I already had my heart set on a nice pasty... and eventually, Jon decided he wanted a pasty too... then we ate!...
• this is getting so boring to write now... and I will prolly get moaned at that is too long, cos tbf, it is, but still... SO much happened...
  
• basically... we sat in various different places in Sheffield... we also went in a plant thing, which was "amazing", we saw plants that the dinosaurs ate, and I came up with the theory that someone went back in time, stole the dinosaur's plants, and they starved to death, hence became extinct, or something, it was very scientific anyways... we also went to an an Art Gallery!... the first piece we saw was an amazing sculpture of some guy with his cock out, snoggin this woman with her tits out, very artistic, and I signed the guest book thingy saying "amazing", cos it was... there was some random crap in the next room, then it just got boring, cos it weren't funny anymore... oh, we also ended up in the ghetto at one point... t'was proper crap... but still...
• then we went back to the train station, and sat for like, an hour... till Jon left me... then I sat on my own for another half an hour, listenin to the tannoy thingy tellin me about all these trains goin to Doncaster... but I'm over it now... and then I went home!...

amazing!... I will post a blog filled with amazing pictures tomorrow, cos I haven't uploaded em to Flickr yet... sorry it was so long!... oh, btw, Sheffield smells weird!... there is also lots of disabled people there, like, with no legs n stuff... and also lots of hobos selling the Big Issue...

that is all!

bYe!

Update On Martin's Life!

Holy Mother of Jim Bob!... I'm blogging... but it's only to tell you about my life, and the fact that...

...I don't have one!...

I appologise for my lack of blogging!... my life is so dull at the moment that I have nothing to blog about!... I could have done you an amazing blog about the amazing McFly concert, but I thought it not fair to spoil it for Jon, cos he's seeing them tomorrow!...

I have to pack my bag and stuff for Sheffield later!... :-O... how exciting... tis a good job I have monies!... hehe... omg, I'm quite excited about seeing McFly again, and meeting Jon... I will tell y'all about it in my next post probably!...

omg, I have to go to Birmingham on Monday to buy stuff ready for Uni!... like, pens and paper, that kind of stuff... I may also buy an iPod nano too if I can!... hehe... hmm, white or black!?... I can't decide...

then, on Tuesday, I start University!... I dunno if I'm excited or scared... I think I'll be scared on Monday night... but still...

then, next Friday, I'm going to see a comedian!... Ross Noble... that should be quite amusing...

that's about it really!... I will leave you with a picture of me and my new hair colour!... dunno what's up with my eye in the pic... :-S



that is all!

bYe!

OMG!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO SEE McFLY TONIGHT!!!

^_^

that is all!

bYe!

It's a boy! *UPDATED AGAIN*

yay!... Congratulations to Britney and Kevin on the birth of their first child together!... I think he's called London, but it's not been confirmed yet!... but anyways, welcome to the world London Federline!... :-D

that is all!

bYe!

*UPDATE*

Britney's actually called her baby Preston!... (thank God)... so!... Welcome to the world Preston Federline!... :-D

*NEXT UPDATE*

Britney's actually called her baby Sean Preston!... I think this one is actually official!... SO... hopefully it will be the last time I update and say... Welcome to the world Sean Preston Federline!... :-D

Let's Bake A Cake!

in another random weekend with Martin... we again, decided to bake a cake!... this time, however, we added a few extra things, and, I took pictures of our progress!... so here goes... I am now going to tell you how to make an amazing cake!... (optional stuff is in italics, cos they may make the cake a bit weird!)

INGREDIENTS

6oz self raising flour
1 rounded tea spoon of baking powder
3 large eggs
6oz butter
6oz caster sugar
1/2 tea spoon of vanilla flavouring
blue food colouring
a bag of Milkybar Munchies
a bag of Rolos & Hunnies
a Fudge

RECIPE

first!... pre-heat the oven at gas mark 3!... if you've got an electric cooker, I have no idea what you gotta put it on, so you may aswell go now, sorry, hehe... then, measure all the crap (well, flour, baking powder, eggs, butter, sugar and vanilla), and tip it all in a bowl... then mix it... or get your friend to mix it for you... and when it looks like it's done enough... add some blue food colouring!



amazing!... then, chop the fudge into lil pieces, and put it in a cup along with the munchies and rolos... and mix them up!...



before you tip them into the mixing bowl, if you would like teeny cakes too, get them sorted in the tray thingy...



then!... you can tip the chocolatey stuff in!...



now, mix them in!... and once that is done!... lick the spoon, cos it tastes nice... and put it in the oven!... now leave it in there for about 1hr40!... if you have a timer on your cooker, use that... if your cooker is crap, then either use a different timer, or count to 8400!... :-)

then wait for it to cook... you may do other things in this time, like, watch TV, or play a game, or watch pron, it's up to you!...

when the timer goes off, or you get to 8400... it's time to take it out the cooker!... oh, if you made lil cakes, it would have probably been best to take them out an hour (or 3600 seconds if you're counting) ago, and they are probably very burnt now, if not on fire... but hopefully you will have been smart enough to read the whole recipe before cooking...

anyways!... you can now cut the big cake up ready to eat!... if you did all the optional stuff too, it will look like this, and taste very nice!



if you didn't do the optional stuff, it will probably look like a cake...

and that's about it!... I hope you enjoy your cake, however normal it is!

that is all!

bYe!

Crazy Facts!

hmm, ok... we didn't get a paper today!... but!... my Mom happens to have sent me this e-mail with random weird facts in, so I'll just let ya read that... hehe...

it even comes with lil "funny" comments!...

DID YOU KNOW?

+ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee..

(Hardly seems worth it.)

+ If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

+ The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

+ A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

+ A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

+ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

+ The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

+ The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

+ The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

+ Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

+ Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

+ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

+ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

+ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

+ A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

+ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

+ Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

+ Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

+ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

well wasn't that "amazing"...

that is all!

bYe!

This time next week...

...I will be watching McFly!... OMG!... how exciting!!!... I am SO excited... AND... my train tickets to Sheffield came this morning!... I am so gonna meet Jon now!... and see McFly again too, what a bonus!... what an exciting couple of weeks!...

this week - nothing
next week - McFly!
week after - Jon and McFly!
week after that - Uni!

amazing!

lets have a look at a picture from the last time I saw McFly!



omg, Danny!... how cool!... erm, yeh...

that is all!

bYe!

Poll!... The Results!...

ok!... apparently 20 of you took my random poll!... and I can now confirm, that the results are in... here they are...

the most random word in my poll was... with 30% of the votes...

TURNIP

hehe, amazing... yeh, it's not that amazing, but still... here's how the rest of the results went...

CHEESE - 15%
McFLY - 15%
MUFF - 10%
JONATHAN - 10%
MONKEY - 10%
PIE - 5%
7 (bottom) - 5%
7 (top) - 0%
DONKEY - 0%

amazing!... people would rather go for the bottom 7 than the top 7!... more people like Cheese than Jonathan, more people would rather listen to McFly than a Donkey, and more people would rather eat a Muff than a Pie...

that is all!

bYe!

Music Quiz!

I found this quiz thingy!... so I thought I would do it!... cos it's like, interesting, and something to think about, hehe... here goes!

What song(s)…

1. Makes you happy?: lots of songs... erm... yeh, music in general makes me happy... :-)

2. Makes you sad?: hmm... dunno... maybe like, Amy Studt - Nobody...

3. Reminds you of your childhood?: Madonna - Papa Don't Preach, hehe...

4. Reminds you of someone?: different songs remind me of different peoples...

5. Reminds you of the summer?: Steps - Summer Of Love!...

6. Reminds you of the winter?: any Christmas song...

7. Gets you in “the mood”?: who knows

8. Do you hate?: James Blunt - You're Beautiful, any Crazy Frog song, any Akon song, and any 50 Cent song...

9. Gets you on the dancefloor?: omg, Steps - 5,6,7,8, the Macarena (however you spell that)... any songs with a dance to them!

10. Is your karaoke song?: O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei!... remember Sarah!?... hehe...

11. Helps you relax?: most of the songs in my "slow songs" playlist on iTunes, hehe...

12. Makes you feel better?: McFly - Not Alone, I love that song...

13. Do you clean to?: whatever I'm listening to... nothing in particular...

14. Do you know all the words to?: lots of songs...

15. Is the last song you listened to?: McFly - She Falls Asleep - Part 2...

16. Are you ashamed to like?: not really ashamed of liking any songs... people would laugh at me for liking a lot of my music, but who cares, hehe...

17. Is your favourite?: McFly - Not Alone... :-)

that is all!

bYe!

Crazy Facts!

yay, here is this weeks Crazy Facts!

FRONT PAGE NEWS!

"PUSHY SELLS OUT ROYALS" - apparently Princess Michael (is that not a boy's name?!) betrayed the Queen, Charles, Di, Camilla and Princes, to flog her £6m house or something... I have no idea...

anyways!

DID YOU KNOW?

+ War Of The Worlds was sent to cinemas labelled 'Party In Fresno' to fox pirates, hehe...

+ A blind chameleon still changes colours to match his environment...

+ Cats have 32 muscles in each ear...

+ eww... cows can only sweat through their nostrils...

+ hehe, in the Middles Ages, a third of the year was given to religious holidays...

+ omg, 83% of people struck by lightening are men... I don't like lightening!...

+ if you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie...

+ in 10 minutes a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nukes put together... damn...

+ wow, about 10 million people share your birthday...

+ the sun is getting 360million tons lighter every year...

+ 'I am' is the shortest sentence in the English language!...

and that's your lot for today!... was that fun... :-)

that is all!

bYe!

Trampolining!

today!... as my back is now feeling much better... and I haven't been on it for ages... I decided to play on my trampoline!... and what fun it was... I was going through different songs on my iPod that I thought might be good to jump to, and I found some quite good ones!... I will now tell you my Top 5 Trampolining Songs!... hehe...

in reverse order!

5. t.A.T.u. - Loves Me Not!

4. Britney Spears - Before The Goodbye!

3. Lindsay Lohan - To Know Your Name!

2. KT Tunstall - Suddenly I See!

1. Darren Hayes - I Like The Way!

amazing!... now you should all go out and buy a lil trampoline, then download those songs, and jump till your heart is content, or something!... hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

Ma Pets! - Part 3

of my current pets you have so far met, Jack, Joey, and Sulley!... so, lets meet the rest!...

also in 2002, my brother asked for a rabbit for Christmas, cos Louise had Sulley, I had Jack, and Mom had Joey, and Lee had Chandler at his house at the time... so that's what he had!... a rabbit!... he called it Mikey, after Mike from Monsters Inc., hehe...

but after like, a year or so, Mikey started to get a lil bit thinner, and my Mom said that my brother wasn't looking after him properly, and she was going to take him to a better home... but of course, like most animals, I had fell in love with him, hehe, sooo, I kindly volunteered to take over the ownership of Mikey, and he was then mine!... and he in now 3, cos he was like, a year old or something when we had him, cos he was from my Mom's friend's friend, lol... oh my, here he is now!...

In 2003!... my sister was given another hamster, he was already called Nemo, so she didn't bother changing it, cos it was a cool name... but in 2004, for reasons I don't remember, she gave it to Sarah... but after a couple of months or so, he died, for reasons I also don't know... I didn't really follow this hamster's life, it was nasty, and made a weird noise when you went by it... so yeh, that was him...

anywho!... in 2004, we decided we wanted an aquarium thing!... and, omg, our nextdoor neighbours had one that they weren't using!... and they sold it us for like, £30!... so we had that off them, and bought some tropical fish!... I think we got 8 of them at first... then a couple of weeks later, my Dad went out and got us 5 more or something... I can't remember... then I went a bought 1 a couple of weeks after that, cos it was cool and blue... I forget what they were all called, I think we only named some of them cos there was so many... I remember we had 3 sucker fish, which I named, Jenny, Lil and Tash, after Atomic Kitten, hehe, and I named my lil blue one Dory, aaand, yeh, that's all I remember!...

it doesn't really matter about their names anyways, because I think the last one that I bought was the evil fish, we now have 4 fish left, mine, 2 other big ones, and a sucker fish... 1 of the 2 bigger ones currently has no tail, due to my fish eating it off... I have no idea how any of them are still alive, but still... here they are!

the latest adition to our pets came last week... in the form of my sister's cat, Milo, I have no idea what she named him after, but still... he is a kitten, and is now 10 weeks old!... he is also crazy... and a psyco... we are having a hard job getting the pets together though, because within an hour, which she now understands was too soon, my Mom introduced Milo to Joey!... and ended up having her finger bitten by the cat... and the cat hissing at us for about 10 minutes...

the other day, we introduced Milo to Jack, at the time, Jack didn't care, and Milo was the one hissing, but yesterday when they were introduced again, Milo didn't care, and Jack was the one hissing, and this morning, Milo got out of my sister's room, and Jack saw him and was hissing at him, so I tapped Jack on the head like, 3 times, and Jack started hissing at me, whilst still lying on my lap... he seems fine now... but we sure are gonna have a job getting them to get along, and give peas a chance!... here he is anyways, hehe...

and those are my pets!... I'm pretty sure I got em all in, hehe... although, I think my sister had a goldfish at one point, and it died, but came back to life again and lived for another month, then died... that may have been in 2001... I can't really remember... but yeh!... those are my pets!...

that is all!

bYe!

Ma Pets! - Part 2

ok, so far we have only met Jack and Joey!... lets meet the rest!...

On May Day of 2000, I went to a Garden Centre with my friend and his family!... whilst there, I randomly decided to buy 2 goldfish, I bought all the food stuff and gravel, we already had a tank thingy to put them in, so it was all sorted!... so I bought them... after agreeing with my Mom of course, hehe... and named them on the way home, after mine and my friend's favourite Pokémon!... sad I know, but they were cool at the time, hehe... so, yeh, I named 1 of them Psyduck (my fave), and the other Poliwrath (his fave), hehe!...

unfortunately... 1 of them died the night I had it... :-|... and!... it was Psyduck... so I was left with Poliwrath... I didn't see it, my Mom found it on the morning and disposed of it for me... Poliwrath then went to live on for 3 years!... I have a picture of him, but it is crap, cos it was with our old camera, but here it is anyways...

R.I.P. Poliwrath (2000-2003)

Our next pet came in 2001!... my stepdad decided he wanted another dog, another Labrador, but a Chocolate one this time, hehe... so... that's what he did!... and they bought Chandler!... I think he was like, £400 or something, and he was named after Chandler from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.!... (in 2003 there was talk of getting a Black one called Ross, but that never happened, hehe)...

Chandler is no longer with us though... last year, he bit my nextdoor neighbour's face, she is fine like, and we are still very sorry... anyways, he couldn't stay here anymore, so, he went to stay with my stepdad at his Mom's house... (that is a completely different story, lets not go into it, to put it basically, my Mom and Step Dad are married for 11 years, just don't live together atm, but will be getting back eventually)...

anywho!... yes, Chandler went to live with them... but a couple of months ago, he was out in the garden with my Step Grandad, who was mowing the lawn, and he bit his leg... prolly to tell him to stop, but he still shouldn't have done it... so a week later, he was taken to this kennel thing where they re-home them, which cost us £50!... which is apparently a donation, which lets them train the dogs so they don't bite or something, then give them a new home... but he was re-homed within a week of being there!... here is a pic of him anyways, hehe...

back in 2002, my sister decided, because her friend had one, to buy a hamster, lol... so she went to pet shop and bought one, with all the stuff n stuff... anywho... she called it Sulley, after Sulley from Monsters Inc., hehe... it was pretty big when she first had it, prolly like, a year old already... he is still with us now, but he is very grey, and skinny... my Mom has predicted that he will die soon... :-(... here is a pic of him anyways...

and that is Part 2 finished!... tune in for the final Part this afternoon probably!...

that is all!

bYe!

Ma Pets! - Part 1

I totally forgot to announce to you all that we have a new pet in the household!... we have had him for a week now, hehe, crazy lil thing... yeh, anyways!... I thought I would take this chance to show you all of my pets!... even though you have prolly seen them before... hehe... I will put them in the order that we got them!...

prior to this story, I remember us having 3 dogs, 1 of which was called Spud, another called Tata, (said Tayta, like a potato, hehe, dunno how to spell though), and the other I can't remember cos I was so young!... we also had 3 cats or something, but I can't remember any of them, and we don't have them anymore, so they don't count... hehe...

In 1996, we got a cat from my friend at Primary School, and called it Meow... the reason for this was because my brother was like, 21 months old, and it was easy for him to say!... hehe!... anywho... she was a whore, and in 1997 got herself pregnant... I can't remember how many kittens she had, 4 or 5 I think... but my Mom fell in love with one of them, and decided she was going to keep it!... she called him Jack, after that Robin Williams film, Jack!... hehe...

anywho!... we got rid of the rest of them, appart from one we couldn't get rid of, so we called her Fluff!... this was because she was fluffy, hehe... but after like, a year or so, we managed to find a home for her, up the road!... and in these 2 years, our whore of a cat, Meow, had ran away, but no one cared, cos we didn't like her that much anyways, she was a bitch, and proper stuck up, but still, hehe... and we was left with Jack!... the first of our current pets!... who is now 8 years old!... and over time, decided that he loved me most, so he has become my cat rather than my Mom's, hehe... here he is!

Then, in 1999, my Mom decided she wanted a dog!... it was a Saturday that she got him, while me and my sister was at my Dad's, and my brother was at his Nan's, so it was a surprise for us, hehe... anywho!... yes!... she wanted a dog!... so she went to see Billy Wilson, who is like, this dog breeder person, and really good apparently, and she got us a Golden Labrador, he was like, £350 or something!... but he was totally worth the money, hehe... she decided to call him Joey, after Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.!... hehe... he is now 6 years old!... and is a big Momma's boy still, hehe... here he is!

end of Part 1!

that is all!

bYe!

I'm bored...

...so very bored... bored bored bored... boooooored... bored... boringly bored... Internet is boring... booooring... nothing here... la la la... dum dee dooooooooo... 7... DO... A DEER... A FEMALE DEER... RAY... A DROP OF GOLDEN SUUUUN!... ME... A NAME... I CALL MYSELF... FA... A LONG LONG WAY TO GO... SO... I can't remember... LA... can't remember this one either... TI... A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD???... DA... erm... end?... yeh, I don't remember that song very much... I dunno what I'm goin on about, I'm just typing... omg, I saw Charlotte Church's new video this morning, it is cool... aaaand... erm... Sugababes' new video was on too... aaaand... omg!... shocking news!... Blazin' Squad have shrunk down to 3 people!... and totally changed their name!... they are now called Friday Hill... consist of "Strider"? "Kenzie"? and one of the others, the main singer person... basically the 3 main ones... I dunno what's happened with the other 100 or so of them, and I really don't care... they are slightly better now... I imagine Jon will be pleased and enjoy their music... yeh, they was at number 3 in Box breakers... t.A.T.u. were at 5, I can't remember who was at 4, Sugababes were at 2, and Charlotte Church was at number 1!... omg, who was number 4!?... erm... I dunno, I give up... I'll tell you if I remember later in the post... omg, this post is quite large considering I ain't actually going on about anything... my back is hurting again today... and I also have popped blisters on both of my feet... and I am also poor... I have £6.03 in my wallet... this is meant to buy me a £7.50 ticket to Sheffield and a £10.00 ticket back... numbers don't add up really do they... my Mommy said she will lend me some money till my loan though... I don't like borrowing money... but it's like, desperate times really... I think my Dad's coming in a bit!... I haven't seen him for a while... he isn't so happy I don't think... my step sister kinda set fire to their grill or something... I'm not sure what happened, but still... ooo, Kelly Clarkson's new video was on 3 times this morning... I love Kelly Clarkson... and her new video/song is cool, hehe... I don't think that was number 4 though... oh, I remember!... it was Backstreet Boys new one!... hehe, the video is quite funny actually... omg, Turnip is winning on my Random Poll!... how crazy... I predicted Cheese would win, but it is in second place... how weird... I'm not sure why I made that poll... or why I am writing this now... :-S... I haven't even split this into paragraphs it is just a long retarded thing!... people will probably think, omg, so much writing, and not even read it... hmm... I think I will shut up now, I have been writing for about 20 minutes!... well, that filled some time... hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

Leaflets!

omg, I got my technically second, but first as a student, from Wolverhampton University today!... it was basically a lot of leaflets, and also my SU Handbook thingy... I thought I would share them with you... I would like to bring your attention to 2 of them though... here are some of them!...

yeh, for some reason I got 2 bus passes, but still... anywho!... the 2 I wanted to show you are...

1. my Student Union Handbook type thingy!... how cool, hehe, it is the one that says "DON'T PANIC" on... sorry, I liked it... :-P
2. the Travel WM leaflet for term bus passes... what does a guy peaking at another guy's cock whilst peeing have to do with bus passes?... how weird... perhaps that's the "in" thing to do at University, peek at each other's cocks... crazy... I never use urinals anyways, they weird...

yeh, the the rest were kinda boring, but still...

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Ice Skating!

hmm... as y'all may or may not know... I have had a bad back since Monday... now, what do you do when you have a bad back!?... lie in bed, relax and watch films all day??... no, that is boring... you go Ice Skating instead!... hehe!

yes!... today I went Ice Skating for the first time ever!... and it was very fun... I think I did quite well for my first time too!... I only fell over 2 and a half times, hehe... I will now go through my falls!...

1 - I just randomly lost control, and fell, hehe...

1.5 - me and Havins were going fastly across the rink to the other side, and I crashed into the wall, fell down, but grabbed the wall and pulled myself back up, hurting my back muchly, so I went and sat down for a bit, lol...

2.5 - I was casually skating, this guy came up behind me who was going forward, I didn't realise and went to turn, noticed him, tried to stop, couldn't, knocked him over, and then I fell over his leg!... hehe!...

amazing... overall... it was fun!... thanks for the invite Havins!... oh, and my back is getting better btw, which is why I went today, hehe... I do have a lil blister on the back of my foot, which stings lots, but still... hehe...

that is all!

bYe!

September!?

omg, September already!... this means only 2 things!... well, according to my calendar anyways, it does actually mean much more, but still... lets take a look at what is happening this month!...

yes people!... you know what that means!... the McFly countdown has begun!... 2 weeks today, I will be seeing them!... how cool!... then, omg, if you look on the 21st!... McFly!... again!... how cool!... the second one is thanks to Jon, and I thank him muchly, hehe...

omg, other things happening this month which failed to make my calendar include...

• me starting University on 27th!... ok, so that is very important, and should be on there, but I forgot... I will do it in a bit, hehe...
• 21st is also the day I meet Jon for the first time!... but I couldn't be bothered writing omg, meet Jonathan and see McFly!... cos the boxes are too small...
• oh... is that it?... oh well!... McFly!...

what a fun month this will be!...

that is all!

bYe!

Poll!...

omg, I have never done one of these before!... I have decided to do a poll... and as I couldn't actually decide what to do one about, I am doing a random one!...

the objective is... to see what random word out of these is choosen the most!...

ok!... do you understand!?... now vote!... vote people!...

Random!

Pick one! 7 Cheese Pie Donkey Muff Jonathan Monkey Turnip McFly 7 Current Results

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