ms.mac in Cheezus Town!

I have finished the amazing story, and called it ms.mac in Cheezus Town, it's not very good, because I couldn't think of what to write, but still!... hehe... enjoy...

It was a lovely summers afternoon in the amazing town of Cheezus Town, everyone was excited because Queen ms.mac was coming to visit, especially Whateva Sista, one of the many Gays in Cheezus Town, who was due to get some more chocolate from the Queen.

Defragged, one of the few Straight people in Cheezus Town, and silverb, yet another Gay, were both out cleaning the streets, getting the place all shiny ready for the Queen’s arrival, when the mayor, Cheezus69, a half Straight, half Gay, came running out of his really big house, shouting “the Queen is nearly here! Omg omg omg omg!!” and began to run around in circles round a lamppost, then he ran back into his home, because he had forgot his car keys, and ran back outside to his car, and drove really fast to the airport!

Defragged was rather shocked, and just looked at silverb, and started telling him random stuff about the crap comedy that was on TV last night, while silverb commented on how cute the people in these TV shows were.

Whateva Sista was sitting at home, on his PC, talking to his Gays, when he remembered that the Queen was coming, and got all excited, and ran outside to his car, when he remembered he hadn’t turned the George Forman Grill off! So he ran back inside, turned it off, and ran back out to his car, and drove really fast to the airport, only getting caught on three speed cameras on the way!

Whateva Sista got to the airport just in time; Cheezus69 was already there, along with many others who were very excited about the Queen’s arrival! Within a few minutes, the plane landed at the airport, and there she was, Queen ms.mac, her beautiful crown, earrings, and necklace, that Cheezus69 had previously kitted her out with.

She came off the plane, and first went to Whateva Sista, gave him a big hug, and a box of chocolates, which he thought were lovely, and then went to the Mayor, Cheezus69, and said, “hello!” and he replied, “hello!” and the Queen went off, hiding her face, got into her car, and went to her hotel.

Whateva Sista then went home, sat at his PC, whilst his Gays watched him eat chocolate. Cheeus69 went home, and watched Whateva Sista eat chocolate. Defragged went home and watched BBC2. silverb went home and thought about cute guys. Then by 3am, everyone was asleep in their beds, after a very tiring day.

At about 6am, the local Cockerel, Jim, decided to wake everyone up. The Mayor got dressed and ready for taking the Queen out to look around Cheezus Town, and see how amazing it. He got into his car, and drove to the hotel that Queen ms.mac was staying in.

He went in, asked at the desk if he could go up to fetch the Queen, and they just said, “yes”, so he made his way up to her room, 269, and knocked on the door, but there was no answer! So he knocked again, but there was still no answer!

He knew something was wrong, so he ran down to the desk, and got someone to go up to the room and open the door. There was no-one in there, Cheezus69 walked over to the bed, and lifted the covers, and saw that there was blood everywhere, and he suddenly let out a huge scream, “noooooooooo…”He

He phoned the local police man, Whateva Sista, and explained to him what had happened, and Whateva Sista let out a loud, “OMG! Nooooooo…” He hung up, and phoned the police station, and said, “something has happened to the Queen, this is a big one, there was blood found in room 269, where she was meant to be, this happened at approximately 8:17am, it is now 8:32am, I want this body found! Get out best people on it!”

So Defragged and silverb, the best in the police force, next to Whateva Sista, were both called in for briefing, and they both let out random screams, “noooooo…” they knew what they had to do, and set out on their mission to find the Queen’s body!

They first went to the hotel where she was staying, and questioned Cheezus69 about what he saw, then went to take a look for themselves, they were horrified, Defragged ran to the bathroom, and was sick in the toilet, with lots of carrots in.

It came to 10am, and they were still none the wiser of where the Queen may be, they had to call Whateva Sista down to help with their search, he suggested that they checked the kitchen to make sure all the knives were still there, and to their surprise, they found a knife in the sink, with was completely covered in blood, they decided to get the blood tested, and check the knife for fingerprints.

But there was no fingerprints found on the knife, and the blood came out to be Beef Positive. So they were still no closer to finding the Queen or the Queen’s killer. They decided to go and look in the bedroom again to see if they could find anymore clues, but the cleaner had been, and cleaned all of the evidence away, Whateva Sista was furious, and went downstairs to the main desk, and shouted very loudly at the staff, he then had a fag.

It came to 1pm, and they still found nothing, Defragged suggested that they go and look in the park, because in a lot the films he had seen, the body were thrown into bushes, they even got police dogs for the search, but they didn’t find anything other than a dead rat. “This is going nowhere!” Whateva Sista said, and he had another fag.

They decided to go back to the Mayor, and question him some more. silverb then had an idea of trying to phone the Queen’s mobile phone to see if they could track down where it was.

Whateva Sista got the phone number off Cheezus69, dialled it, and waited for an answer, he let it ring 7 times, but there was no answer. They phoned her again, but this time silverb traced where the call was, and found that she was in the co-ordinates F05G21.

So the three policemen all made there way to those coordinates, they had to stop once, because Defragged needed the toilet. When they finally got to the place, there was nothing there. Whateva Sista got very annoyed, and had another fag.

Not only had they not found anything, but they weren’t sure where they had been led to, it was some kind of lap dancing club, and they began to wonder why the Queen had been to a lap dancing club. Then they realised, the killer must have stolen her phone!

They made their way back to the Whateva Sista’s house for a brief meeting, and a cup of tea. They decided they should go back to the hotel, and question each member of staff to check if they had seen or heard anything suspicious in the night.

So they started to drive back to the hotel, but about three quarters of the way there, Whateva Sista got a phone call, it was from the Queen’s phone. He hesitated whether to answer it, because they couldn’t track the phone call, as they didn’t have the right equipment.

He answered it anyway, encase they didn’t phone back again, and so he could get a rough idea of what the killer was like, if they were male or female, and other things.

“Hello?” he answered, “Hello, you rang me earlier?” the person on the other end said, “yes, were are trying to find the Queen?” he replied, “oh, I am just having a wonder around, shopping”, the voice said, “ms.mac?” he questioned, “yes?” the voice answered.

Then he realised, he was actually talking to ms.mac on the phone, so she couldn’t be dead. “We thought you were dead? There is blood over your sheets, and you just disappeared from you hotel?” he said, “you did! Oh, I am sorry, I just randomly came on last night, and I had to rush out this morning to get some towels!” she replied.

So it turned out that the whole thing was a misunderstanding. The Queen wasn’t actually dead; it was just her time of the month, the whole investigation was pointless, and they all lived happily ever after!...