The Descent...
ok, so this is the first of my Cheezus69 Movie Reviews... if you didn't already know, I go to the cinemas lots, like, at least once a week usually... I applid for a job there 2 weeks ago, but they still not got back, pfft... anywho!... to the movie!...
this week I saw... The Descent... a strong bloody horror which was released today...
O!...M!...G!!... they were so not joking about the strong bloody part!... it was seriously gross... horror, yes, it was a horror film... and you expect these to be scary!... but it depends what you class as scary... myself, I class a film as scary if it makes me jump lots!... others, I think, class a scary film as one that messes with your head and stuff... in this case, it was very scary, I nearly had a heart attack at one point!...
the woman was just standing at the window, then a pipe came through the window and went right through her head!... I was totally not expecting it!... I nearly died!... but enough about that... I'll tell you about the actual film now, hehe...
The Descent is basically about these 6 women who like to go on adventure type things, like, mountain climbing, and exploring caves and stuff!... in this case, they were exploring a cave!... so they all got down this cave thingy, and it looked very nice at first!... so they made there way through... then, omg, totally unexpectedly, they get trapped in there cos the way out gets blocked by rocks!...
so they try and find another way out of the cave... and about 50 minutes of the film had passed by now... then one of them noticed this creature thingy, which was extremely ugly, and looked a lil bit like Golum, but nobody believe her!... untill one of them was having the guts ripped out and eaten, that is!...
so basically, they have to try and find a way out of the cave without being eaten!... I won't tell you any major parts of the film... just that it is disgusting... and there is lots of blood... and the ending was a bit confusing at first...
I don't recommend this film for the faint hearted... or people who are likely to spew at the sight of people have their guts ripped out and eaten by creature type things!...
and overall, I give The Descent a Cheezus69's Movie Rating of!...
this week I saw... The Descent... a strong bloody horror which was released today...
O!...M!...G!!... they were so not joking about the strong bloody part!... it was seriously gross... horror, yes, it was a horror film... and you expect these to be scary!... but it depends what you class as scary... myself, I class a film as scary if it makes me jump lots!... others, I think, class a scary film as one that messes with your head and stuff... in this case, it was very scary, I nearly had a heart attack at one point!...
the woman was just standing at the window, then a pipe came through the window and went right through her head!... I was totally not expecting it!... I nearly died!... but enough about that... I'll tell you about the actual film now, hehe...
The Descent is basically about these 6 women who like to go on adventure type things, like, mountain climbing, and exploring caves and stuff!... in this case, they were exploring a cave!... so they all got down this cave thingy, and it looked very nice at first!... so they made there way through... then, omg, totally unexpectedly, they get trapped in there cos the way out gets blocked by rocks!...
so they try and find another way out of the cave... and about 50 minutes of the film had passed by now... then one of them noticed this creature thingy, which was extremely ugly, and looked a lil bit like Golum, but nobody believe her!... untill one of them was having the guts ripped out and eaten, that is!...
so basically, they have to try and find a way out of the cave without being eaten!... I won't tell you any major parts of the film... just that it is disgusting... and there is lots of blood... and the ending was a bit confusing at first...
I don't recommend this film for the faint hearted... or people who are likely to spew at the sight of people have their guts ripped out and eaten by creature type things!...
and overall, I give The Descent a Cheezus69's Movie Rating of!...
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