My Plan...
omg... I have just found out from a very reliable source (Chris's Sister)... that Danny has a girlfriend!... I have a picture of her... and she is hot... :-(
but!... all is not lost!... because we came up with an amazing plan... she is hot, so it may be slightly harder to break them up... but... she is also blonde... which, if you go by blonde jokes, means that she is probably stupid...
so the plan is!... we stalk them for a bit... then when the time is right, Chris's Sister, Kim, will lure Danny's Girlfriend, who we will temporarily call Jim, because we don't know her name... yeh, Kim will lure Jim with a new pair of shoes!... and she will automatically follow, because she is blonde, and they are shoes... sorry for people who are blonde, I'm sure you're not really stupid, I'm just going by the jokes, and hoping she is stupid!...
anywho... once Jim has gone... I make my move, whilst Danny is standing in shock that she was stupid enough to pick a pair of shoes over him... I jump on him... feel him up a bit... then get him in a bag... and in a car... hmm, neither of us know how to drive, and we don't have a car... erm... we will steal a car, and I will pretend to know how to drive!... so we drive off!
then we put Danny in a closet... and keep him there untill he agrees to be my wife or husband, it's up to him, hehe... oh, and we will torture him in kinky ways untill he tells us where Dougie is, so that Kim can have him and be her wife or husband, it's up to him!...
and then we all live happily ever after!... possibly...
hehe!
that is all...
bYe!
*UPDATE* her name is not actually Jim!... shocking, I know... it is in fact Ashley Goddard... I prefer Jim... hehe...
but!... all is not lost!... because we came up with an amazing plan... she is hot, so it may be slightly harder to break them up... but... she is also blonde... which, if you go by blonde jokes, means that she is probably stupid...
so the plan is!... we stalk them for a bit... then when the time is right, Chris's Sister, Kim, will lure Danny's Girlfriend, who we will temporarily call Jim, because we don't know her name... yeh, Kim will lure Jim with a new pair of shoes!... and she will automatically follow, because she is blonde, and they are shoes... sorry for people who are blonde, I'm sure you're not really stupid, I'm just going by the jokes, and hoping she is stupid!...
anywho... once Jim has gone... I make my move, whilst Danny is standing in shock that she was stupid enough to pick a pair of shoes over him... I jump on him... feel him up a bit... then get him in a bag... and in a car... hmm, neither of us know how to drive, and we don't have a car... erm... we will steal a car, and I will pretend to know how to drive!... so we drive off!
then we put Danny in a closet... and keep him there untill he agrees to be my wife or husband, it's up to him, hehe... oh, and we will torture him in kinky ways untill he tells us where Dougie is, so that Kim can have him and be her wife or husband, it's up to him!...
and then we all live happily ever after!... possibly...
hehe!
that is all...
bYe!
*UPDATE* her name is not actually Jim!... shocking, I know... it is in fact Ashley Goddard... I prefer Jim... hehe...
posted by Cheezus69 at 3:30 pm
I got 3 comments!
Good plan! I expect a follow up post once said plan has gone to ... er.. plan. Or something.
we can only hope!
hmm... you will have to ask Kim... he will not belong to me!... and no, you're not having a go of Danny... sorry!
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