Smokers...
I got stopped today, at the bus station, by this guy asking for a pound... he was like, "do you smoke?", I was like, "no", but he carried on and was like, "I've got £20 of weed but I ain't got no rizzler to smoke it with, can ya lend us a pound to get some, I'll give you a joint", I was like, "I dow smoke" (in ma Black Country accent, hehe)... but he still carried on and was like, "well do us a favour then and lend us a pound, I cor get to the bank cos I got ASBO n there's coppers up there", I just said "I in't got no money, sorry"... so he asked me to check... so I used my good old excuse of "I know ain't gor-any change, I got a bus pass, I dow need one"... hehe... so he was like "alright then, cheers mate" n did that thing where they shake your hand n do that thing that I can't explain...
anywho... the point of the post... I hate smokers... well, not all of them, just most of them... not just because they are stupid for wanting to kill themselves slowly with sticks of crap... but they automatically think that everyone else smokes!... they are always asking for fags n lighters n stuff... then when I say I don't smoke, they just give me a weird look, or don't believe me... this one time in Birmingham, I was with 2 of my friends, who also don't smoke, and this gang came up to us and was like, "yo, got a fag"... and we all said we didn't smoke, and they didn't believe us, and wanted us to empty our pockets!... and even threatened to put a hole in us or something... although, that was mostly cos Havins said something that they didn't like, I forget what he said though...
and at College... this same girl always asked us if we had a light!... did she not get the fact that we don't smoke from the first time she asked!... why does she not buy a lighter!...
I have never held a lit fag... I refuse to hold them when people ask me... and I have never purchased any, because I also refuse when people ask me... I don't wanna touch them... and I don't want to buy things for people to kill themselves with...
...erm... hehe... that was a big rant... sowwy... I will stop myself there, cos I could prolly go on for ages...
that is all!
bYe!
*...sorry if I offended any smokers in this post somehow!...*
anywho... the point of the post... I hate smokers... well, not all of them, just most of them... not just because they are stupid for wanting to kill themselves slowly with sticks of crap... but they automatically think that everyone else smokes!... they are always asking for fags n lighters n stuff... then when I say I don't smoke, they just give me a weird look, or don't believe me... this one time in Birmingham, I was with 2 of my friends, who also don't smoke, and this gang came up to us and was like, "yo, got a fag"... and we all said we didn't smoke, and they didn't believe us, and wanted us to empty our pockets!... and even threatened to put a hole in us or something... although, that was mostly cos Havins said something that they didn't like, I forget what he said though...
and at College... this same girl always asked us if we had a light!... did she not get the fact that we don't smoke from the first time she asked!... why does she not buy a lighter!...
I have never held a lit fag... I refuse to hold them when people ask me... and I have never purchased any, because I also refuse when people ask me... I don't wanna touch them... and I don't want to buy things for people to kill themselves with...
...erm... hehe... that was a big rant... sowwy... I will stop myself there, cos I could prolly go on for ages...
that is all!
bYe!
*...sorry if I offended any smokers in this post somehow!...*
posted by Cheezus69 at 10:14 pm
I got 3 comments!
Martin, you are truly always a delightful read!
Don't ever change.
And don't smoke! Clever lad!
smoking is almost as uncool as the people who think it is cool!... (which is very UNcool)...
the coughing up of black bits usually means that your lungs are broken and will probably break soon!...
I always get in trouble like that. i said "get lost" when they asked for one of Chad's herbals. Smolers are annoying!
- Havins
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