"Ribticklers"
I went to Birmingham today!... it was very crap till I bought things... but still... anywho... this retard man stopped me... even though I clearly didn't care cos I had my earphones in, and was walking quite fast to try and avoid him... and was like, I'm with so and so University, and we're raising money these kids or something... can you buy one of these things off me?!...
I was like, erm, how much is it... £1.50!!... I didn't have any change though, so I had to give him £2, expecting 50p back... but he took my money, and was like, oh, you're donating £2, how nice... gave me the book thing and walked off!... I was like, omg!... and was totally fuming, and was going to throw the stupid book thing in the bin, but thought I should keep it cos I just paid £2 for it like... anywho!... the book thingy is called "Ribticklers"... and it is simply disgraceful... I thought I would share the contents with you!...
first we have Famous Quotes From The Bible!... sounds interesting doesn't it!... lets read a couple of them...
"Save me an Easter Egg, Peter, I'll be back in 3 days"
"Cross your legs please. We've only got one nail left"
and my personal favourite
"Get back Eve! I don't know how big this thing gets!"
how disgraceful!... now we have XXXX Rated Jokes!... which aren't very XXXX rated, but still...
"Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on the way to visit her Grandmother, when suddenly a Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
'Ah ha!' the Wolf said. 'Now I have got you and I'm going to eat you!!'
'Eat, eat, eat!' Little Red Riding Hood said angrily, 'damn it, doesn't anybody fuck any more??'"
yeh... erm... Chinese Probherbs!...
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Man who fart in Church must sit in own pew"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
*cough*... anywho... omg, my Horoscope!...
"Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex"
OMG!... that is so disgraceful... see, it is a crap book thingy!... I may burn it... or just throw it in the bin... hehe...
that is all!
bYe!
I was like, erm, how much is it... £1.50!!... I didn't have any change though, so I had to give him £2, expecting 50p back... but he took my money, and was like, oh, you're donating £2, how nice... gave me the book thing and walked off!... I was like, omg!... and was totally fuming, and was going to throw the stupid book thing in the bin, but thought I should keep it cos I just paid £2 for it like... anywho!... the book thingy is called "Ribticklers"... and it is simply disgraceful... I thought I would share the contents with you!...
first we have Famous Quotes From The Bible!... sounds interesting doesn't it!... lets read a couple of them...
"Save me an Easter Egg, Peter, I'll be back in 3 days"
"Cross your legs please. We've only got one nail left"
and my personal favourite
"Get back Eve! I don't know how big this thing gets!"
how disgraceful!... now we have XXXX Rated Jokes!... which aren't very XXXX rated, but still...
"Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on the way to visit her Grandmother, when suddenly a Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
'Ah ha!' the Wolf said. 'Now I have got you and I'm going to eat you!!'
'Eat, eat, eat!' Little Red Riding Hood said angrily, 'damn it, doesn't anybody fuck any more??'"
yeh... erm... Chinese Probherbs!...
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Man who fart in Church must sit in own pew"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
*cough*... anywho... omg, my Horoscope!...
"Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex"
OMG!... that is so disgraceful... see, it is a crap book thingy!... I may burn it... or just throw it in the bin... hehe...
that is all!
bYe!
posted by Cheezus69 at 8:09 pm
I got 2 comments!
Martin, that is disgraceful! That man should be arested for corrupting minors!
Or at least for bothering someone wth an iPod. Doesn'teveryone know iPodders are untouchables?
hehe, u make me larf ms.mac... but you have a very valid point, he should not have sold me the book thing, especially as I'm apparently a 7 year old!...
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